some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
