they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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