Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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