She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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