I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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