she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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