As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We are two peas in an std pod
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
