just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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