I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
