wrigley field is MILF paradise
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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