I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
my liver is dry heaving
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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