Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The uberlube is also flammable
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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