I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Randomize
