Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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