I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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