16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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