no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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