i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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