going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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