did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
So vagazzling was a success
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Please don't give away my fajitas
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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