I understand Curling. That high.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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