Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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