Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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