she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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