no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
organizing the empties. That sober.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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