I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
