it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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