Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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