I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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