it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
