$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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