Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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