fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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