getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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