i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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