just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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