No, you can still breathe under the balls.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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