mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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