In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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