I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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