Is it normal to miss your booty call?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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