walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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