sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Please, let me fuck your mom
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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