But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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