Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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