You're completely useless in the revolution.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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