I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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