So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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