doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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