it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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