I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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