Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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