I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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