well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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